Huitzilopochtli goes his dithyrambic way,

Friday, February 17, 2012

How-To

Imagine your friend really wants to join the Juggalo Sub-Culture. List five important steps he or she should take in becoming a member of this sub-culture:


Responses:


Act really crazy
Spray paint yourself
Friend the Juggalo people and live in their village
Curse a lot
Do drugs
Have body piercings
Smoke and drink a lot
Dress dirty
Crackhead
You have to be ignorant
Tattos
Paint your face
Drugs / No jobs
Be rude
Drink Faygo
Blow up stuff
You have to be down with the clown








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Friday, January 27, 2012

Sell Out

Q: 
Name one famous "sell out" or person who has "sold out."


A:
Lebron James.
Lebron James couldn't win a championship even with Bosh and Wade
my friend was a sell out because we made a plan and she didnt do it, she told on me
Lebron James
I like his game but, LeBron James was a sellout.
Ray J sold out Kim Kardashian by putting out their sex tape when he said he wouldnt.
Lebron James for going to miami.
"lebron james moved to another team
lebron james
donovan McNabb
lebron james
aston chucher
Barack Obama





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Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Quote of the Week 14

Prompt:
What did you do on your holiday vacation?


Some Responses:
on my hollidaay i went to go see alvin and  chipmunks and the muppets. On new years  i got wasted. And we had my bday party on xmas.


i went out and i was sleep.


On christmas i went to my brothers girlfrend house .


On new years eve i was drunk and i stay the night at my boyfriends house .
On new years day i went out with my twin to david busters and ha lots of fun.


All i did was cleaning playiing my game3s ande my double foot padel


i did alot i went shopping i chilled with my family i went shopping and i slept that was a awesome break and school had to ruin it








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Saturday, September 24, 2011

Quote of the Week 13

Q: What do you think social classes are?

A: I think social classes are for people who can't read.





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Monday, July 18, 2011

Probably Not A Drug Deal:

Ahh, Summer School.

I had my kids watch my stuff and went to the boys' rest room, because it was closer than the faculty one

As soon as I was at the urinal, three male Dominican (I could tell by their accents) students came in. Two of them entered the farthest stall and closed the door, while the third went to the hand dryer and turned it on.

I finished up, and went to the sink. I could hear the students in the stall laughing and talking. I washed my hands (no soap, of course), and looked over at the student by the hand dryer. He was holding his hands under it - even though I was sure his hands were dry when he entered the bathroom.

He saw me looking, so I had to say something. I asked him, "How's that hand dryer working out for you?"

"Oh, this dryer is very good, mister," he said, "This dryer working very very nice!"

I wiped my hands on my jeansand left, followed seconds later by the three students.




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Thursday, May 5, 2011

Quote of the Week 11

When using Google Translate,
fuck it y se lo comen = fuck it and eat it

See example:

















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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Quote of the Week 9


A student actually said this:

"Yo, in English class we're reading this book called nineteen eighty two, or nineteen eighty six, and it's about Hitler and shit."






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Extra Credit 2

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

I Can't Wait to Film This Script!


   Party Of The Year (excerpt)
      December 25
Marge,Rosa,Mo,Mac,Geo,Heem




Everybody is excited to go to a party but in the end they salty as shit !




     (Knock on da dorr marge goes to answer it )


ROSA: Damn bitch yu aint ready yet?

MARGE: Cause yu and mac kept hitting me up
But gimmie likk fifteen mins. !

ROSA: Rd imma just wait done starirs but hurry up


     (Theres a knock on da door rosa gets up to answer it its mo she gives her a hug they tlk for a few more minutes &nd then head out for da party) 


     (the girls stand outside nd wait for mac heem nd geO)


MO: Move the fukk over ( looks at heem )

HEEM: Shut up ( He moves nd smacks her on da side f her head)

GEO: ayye shut the fuvk up like

ROSA: You shut the fuck up

MAC: shut the fuck up before everybody get the fuck out ma car


     (they finally arrive at da party &nd didnt realize they had da day mixed up )





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